Saturday, May 30, 2009

Video Interlude

I'm about to head out on the town with my buddy Liz Austin (read: danger, Will Robinson!), but a few videos for your amusement:

Ella, schooling canter (she was DOG tired when we made these two, so pardon the missed changes at the end)
Ella, schooling trot, pi-pa and walk
And my personal favorite, Midge making baby piaffe!

Yay!

Weekend at Lendon's

Greetings from Bedford, NY! Cleo and I are having a weekend here to work with Lendon Gray, one of the great American greats in the sport; if I have to explain to you all who she is, climb out from beneath the rock you've been living under. This is an exciting time for Lendon, as she's stepping back from the full-training business (you should see the yard sale they're having at the farm this weekend; holy moley), to pursue her other interests. She will still be teaching and giving clinics (like ours in December, yay!), but she's taking a big life step, and I think it will be a good thing for her.

Cleo shipped like a champ, and we had our usual First Day In A New Place ride - no hind legs anywhere to be found. They'll show up today. After spooking all over the place like a dumb four year old, she did settle and we did a Grand Tour of all the work in the tests. She gave me a neat exercise for the transitions for piaffe to passage, something I'm a little uncoordinated at, and she was a big fan of my pirouettes and extended gaits. Today I'm hoping for some better half-halts at the canter - strike that, ANY half halts at canter - and to do some tests. I have "test brain": I have a plan, but when (inevitably) things don't go according to plan, my brain does the equivalent of "uh..... uh...........," by which time I'm halfway through the test.

So I want to be in CHARGE of the brain today, think a little faster. And try and remember where I packed Cleo's hind legs! They have to be around here somewhere...

Monday, May 25, 2009

I Barely Passed High School Math, And It Shows

STOP THE PRESSES! I'm a math-challenged idiot. I'm QUALIFIED FOR GLADSTONE by the teensiest tiniest of margins! YAY! HOORAH!

(thank goodness!)

So: Cleo will get some well-deserved time hacking this week, then it's up to Lendon's for three days of "Lauren, could you PLEASE stop flopping like a trout, sit up and RIDE the poor creature?!"

Hoorah!

Nature of the Business

I'm frustrated.

Cleo was a very good girl in New Jersey, trailed up by herself with no drama, warmed up well Saturday, warmed up even better Sunday. The test was good, not amazing. Piaffe-passage still lackluster, but I was a little braver about putting my leg on and going for it. She snuck an early change in my canter zig-zag, I over-prepared for the second canter pirouette and got one lurchy step. But no disasters, no drama.

The scores were more than 6% apart between the two judges, and the resulting average pulls me off the list for Gladstone by tenths of a percent.

So now I'm begging and pleading with show organizers (who are being very, very kind), and I have to haul her down to Raleigh next weekend - her third weekend in a row, by the way - for absolutely no good reason. I'm frustrated that one person can cause all this chaos. I'm frustrated that Cleo, who didn't put a toe out of line, has to suffer as a result. And I'm frustrated that my plans of letting her have a little down time, of trailering up to work with Lendon and focusing on training instead of showing, and of trying to save a little capital is all going to pot.

The good news: Cleo is fit fit fit, wasn't even breathing hard at the end of the test, so I know she'll take it all in stride. I just don't want her to have to.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tooling About Town

After going to see sale horses at Leslie and Lesley Laws (very, very nice people and horsemen, by the by), I went into Middleburg to join some friends for a drink. When I pulled up to their office, there was a two-horse carriage standing out front. I went to go pet their horses, while they went rummaging through the office for ice; they then offered us a ride around town.

Someday, I want a two-horse carriage.

It was really, REALLY fun! Two big Canadian mares, who were very good girls who loved their jobs, took us on a little ride through downtown M-Burg (which is a legimate town, for those who've never been - traffic, motorcycles, people mulling around, especially since it was such a stunning day yesterday). We toured the cemetary, went through some residential areas, and saw parts of town I'd never been to before. It was beautiful, and VERY fun, and... yeah, I want a carriage. :)

Ponies are great. I vow to not work Cleo in an arena until we go to the show this weekend; we need a little mental vacation, and yesterday we ran through the Brentina Cup test's trot-passage-piaffe tour in the field, on a hillside, and she was fun and fresh. Ella's still physically recuperating from the show, so we're just tooling around, though she made some nice twos yesterday.

And then there's Midge! Now that we've got a big break between shows, I'm getting back on the piaffe bandwagon, and he made such a nice effort on Tuesday I couldn't even believe it. He was so sensible I almost called the vet!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Head & Shoulders Above

I remember watching a rider school in the rain before the Prix St. Georges at a Morven Park show last year, a light, athletic bay horse and a handsome rider making beautiful changes across the diagonal. He turned the changes into a half-pirouette, and it was then that I realized that he was missing half a leg.

The rider was James Dwyer, an Irish citizen who's training in the US and pursuing a berth at the Paraquestrian events at the WEG. This weekend, he swept his division at the Lamplight CDI. In the brief conversations I've had with him, I've learned he's a quiet, modest guy who deeply, deeply loves his horse. I've also learned that he could ride circles around my ass, all with what some would consider a disadvantage. He's turned his "disability" into an advantage; he can't grip a horse with his calves, bury his spurs. He has to make his horse more honest, more attentive, more crisp to smaller aids, and is the better rider for it.

Congrats, James, you've earned it!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Rising Above

Cleo, after trying very hard to KILL Jess and I in the wash stall, being a total cow to braid, peeing all over her stall door, flirting with anything in sight, nearly biting my leg off, being an ass to tack up and get on, and having the adjustability of a freight train in the warmup, went around the arena for her Brentina Cup test. And when the judge rang the bell, she bolted. I took hold, came to a stop, and took one. deep. breath.

And then Cleo gave me a beautiful test.

It wasn't an oh-my-God test. My piaffe-passage was marginal, but infinitely better than yesterday. My ones were early. My pirouettes were a little big. But man, she was uphill and balanced and organized. She was with me 110% of every minute of that test.

And we got a whopper 62%.

(I don't get it. Whatev!)

Here's what makes me happy:
1. My lovely new navy top hat, in which I look smashing, thankyouverymuch.
2. All the details I worked on this week - centerlines, passage-walk transitions, collected-extended walk transitions - went great and got super scores.
3. That neat-o filly who ran her big bay heart out yesterday.
4. All the Smirinoff and cupcakes (don't knock it 'til you've tried it) I consumed yesterday, surrounded by great friends.
5. Midge and Ella's GREAT efforts in their tests today (to the tune of 66% and 65%, respectively).
6. The 2 8s and a 9 I got on walk pirouettes today (booyah).
7. Midge's very nice tri-color for being Third Level High Point champion (yay!), and my new handsome matching glassware set, shiny matching plates, and VERY useful new white polos (PVDA does give out top-class prizes).

And most importantly:
8. That I get to get up every day and do what I love, and call it WORK!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

PVDA's Mixed Bag

Here we are at PVDA at Morven Park, where it is (shocker!) raining. First thing's first: photos! Courtesy of my student and right hand gal Jessica.

I rode Cleo in our first Young Rider Grand Prix test, which I did just for giggles. It is a YUCKY, YUCKY TEST, and I didn't ride it terribly well today. Nearly all the passage work is on turns, and I just never got the rhythm in any of the passage, anywhere. The canter work was quite nice, but not nice enough to save the score: 62%. But I've got a better plan for my warmup for tomorrow, and I've done more work on the Brentina test, so tomorrow's gonna be great!

Poor Ella couldn't cut a break either: she had a BEAUTIFUL 4-3, save a few little bobbles, all of which conveniently fell in coefficient movements. And then I got my test sheet back, and the judge hammered me for the quality of her walk (which wasn't great, but not dreadful) and her canter (which actually was pretty good). Weird.

I was pretty skeeved, and was considering scratching Midge, because his weaknesses are, of course, his walk and canter. But the sun was out in spite of everyone's predictions, so I figured what the heck. He was a VERY good boy, a little scary in the medium and extended canters per usual, but better than normal in the medium and extended trots, and my work in the changes has really helped. I smiled and went back to the barn (just missing the ensuing rain) and didn't give much thought when I went to get my score.

Which was a 69.7%. With an 8 on gaits. To win the class, and to be the highest score at Third Level today by more than 2%. I am now the proud owner of a very nice shiny plate.

Wowza!

So: tomorrow is another day for Ella and Cleo, and Midge... more of the same from you, kid. You're a rockstar.

More fun on the rockstar front: student Julie got a 7ty freaking5% at Training Level today on a horse who, six months ago, was quite tricky, and a year ago was pretty dangerous. I'm so proud of how far she's come!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Food For Thought

Purina made a big to-do about having reformulated several of their feeds, including Omolene, which I started feeding a few months ago. I didn't think anything of it; my horses were doing well on old Omolene, new Omolene costs the same as old Omolene... boogie down.

I was looking at Midge today, one of the horses eating Omolene. Midgey is STUNNING. His coat is dark and rich and glisteny. He's never, EVER looked like this before.

Yesterday, the owner of the other horse in the barn eating the stuff remarked to me how beautiful HER horse looked, how HIS coat has never looked so good.

Both are easy keepers, and they're maintaining a good, light weight both on the old and new formulas; they're benefitting from both formulas low sugar/starch. But I'm a believer!

Monday, May 11, 2009

Gearing Up

I had the ride of my LIFE on Midge on Saturday. He went TO the bridle. He stepped under instead of up-and-down. And he actually took a half-halt, about 50% of the time. Un. Be. Lievable.

It goes without saying that THAT will never happen again! :)

I actually had a lot of good horse days last week. Cleo and I are dissecting the tests, working on a few pieces at a time, and gearing up for my trial run of the Young Rider Grand Prix test this weekend which, if you haven't read it, is a foul, foul mother. It's as hard, if not harder, than the actual Grand Prix, which is fine, just that the Brentina test really isn't that hard in comparison. Yikes!

Poor Ella gets to suffer through 4-3 this weekend, twice, so we gave it a run and it actually wasn't that dreadful. It's a busy beast of a test too, but she's getting fitter and quicker in the rebalancing, particularly at canter, so I'm cautiously optimistic.

My mom is out of town again, so I'm torturing her poor pony by making him really work - pirouettes that aren't floaty, flying changes that aren't floaty, proper canter collection that isn't floaty... basically, no floaty work! He's getting WAY stronger, and the trot is getting really quite fun; I even made some passage-piaffe-passage transitions that didn't suck, and I got 5 one tempis twice on Saturday. Yay!

Yesterday was so pretty I hacked everyone around instead of doing any proper work, though Cleo did have to make one passage-piaffe-passage transition downhill (with no spurs! yay), and Ella did have to stretch through the WHOLE body, and not just her neck, at canter. Midge had to do quality control on our hayfields, a job he takes very seriously. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

My task is to try and stay on top of all my paperwork and life stuff, because I'm showing all three this weekend at Morven, then going with Cleo to the NJ Horse Park next weekend, and then up to Lendon Gray's for the weekend after that. And then it's Scott Hassler at home, saddle guru Colleen the weekend after that, one weekend to breathe, and GLADSTONE!

Zoinks! Better do some laundry.

Friday, May 8, 2009

My Students Are Kind Of Awesome

Issy has been riding with me since last Spring. She's a heck of a rider, and a heck of a nice young woman. She plays polo, jumps, events, hunts, and I'm getting her at least somewhat converted to dressage.

Issy's had quite a month.

First, Issy went to the Loudon Hunt Pony Club Horse Trials, where she finished 3rd, on her 34.7 dressage score, at Beginner Novice. This is exciting, but what makes it totally ridiculously awesome is that she ran cross country with one stirrup. It just dun fell off around fence 3. Unbelievable.

And then Issy got invited to go play polo in Miami, which was also a big freaking deal. (she's the star of photo #6.)

And THEN they liked her so much that they named her MVP. And invited her to play all over the world.

She credits? Her dressage training.*
*among other things, I'm sure. But I'm running with it!

So, basically, as much stuff as I ever win, this is the stuff that really rocks my socks.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Photos from Morven Park

Just got some photos my friend Sara took at Morven last weekend. Scroll through Midgey's photos starting here, and Ella's starting here. Ella's are from her wild ride, so just pretend her back is actually moving. :)

Monday, May 4, 2009

COTH Article Now Online

Quick note - with gracious and lovely and kind permission of the fabulous Chronicle of the Horse, here's the article on Cleo and her awesomeness.

GREAT Weekend!

Hoo-rah, yesterday was a great damn day!

Midge was about the same, maybe a little tighter, in DREADFUL weather. This judge gave us better scores for the movements and hit him in the collectives for a tight neck, which I appreciated. He won his class again with a 65%.

Ella was a ROCKSTAR!!! She was VERY tired, and didn't make anything in the test as well as she can do it, but she made everything well, went forward, tried her little red heart out, and made NO mistakes. So we won our first FEI test (well, technically a USEF test, but I was wearing a shadbelly; that makes it count) with an absurd 74%, which includes, as Scott said, "a little love" from a certain very... ahem, optimistic judge. When you do what we affectionately call "The Chopra Math," (take your score, subtract 6-8%, get what you really deserved), it comes down to somewhere in the 67% range, which thrills me to death.

I'm still going to pass on trying to qualify her for the Developing Championships - it's expensive and far to travel, and she's still a few months away from really being brilliant at that level, and I don't want to show her against those caliber horses until I can make her brilliant. So it's 4th level and maybe a PSG at the next-next show (entries are already in for the next one, in about 2 weeks), Regional Championships, and get ready for the big time Small Tour next year.

Kelly did a SUPER job under yucky conditions to win her class with a 74%, after which there was a lot of happy yelling and jumping up and down. Student Wendy won both her 2nd level classes with 68%s, and I got word that Lisa, one of my clients in Chicago, went to her first show of the season and was Reserve High Point Champion at 3rd level.

Wowza!

So I ate a big chunk of pizza all by myself yesterday, and I've stepped on the scale this morning, and pushed myself firmly back into reality. Not to mention the HUGE pile of wet, dirty horse-show laundry waiting for me downstairs. Ugh.

But I can still feel that afterglow to bask in, just a little longer!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Time For A Hero Story

Today was supposed to be rainy, and it held off; I think that used up our good fortune for the day. Nothing was dreadful, but nothing made me jig for joy either.

Midge was a good enough boy, went around and mostly did his job. We had one very... colorful?... flying change, which involved kicking at my leg so hard I swear it was parallel to the ground, but other than that and a few moments of tension it was an honest little ride. He squeaked a win with a 66%, and we've got one qualifying score for Regionals.

Poor Ella warmed up like a genius. I mean, really amazing. People stopped to watch amazing. And we went up to the ring and started to trot around, and every muscle in her body just locked. Remember, please, that she hasn't been in a showring since October 07, and while she's done plenty of travelling in that time, the show environment is different. Add unbelievable tension to the fact that I didn't, if you want to get technical about it, actually know my test, and we somehow managed an also-ran 62% at 4-2. Wish they'd judged the warmup - she would have smoked it.

My students, though, had a bang-up day; one client with a VERY tricky project horse took almost a 69% in one of her classes, and my working student managed to not hyperventilate in her first show ever on her young horse, who can be a pistol, but was the model of civility today. They'll be On tomorrow, as, I'm hoping, will Midge. Ella rides her first FEI test tomorrow - whoo! - which may or may not be a good idea, but I'm crossing my fingers.

Highlights of my day: a visit from student and buddy Sara, who took AMAZING photos (I'll post 'em when I get 'em), and her family, who are all very amazing; and the oh-so-exciting Derby. If this country ever needed a hero story, it's now, so go, Birdie, go!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Yay!

Woohoo! (you have to be a Chronicle subscriber to view)

Off to Morven Park with two redheads. Think happy, swingy-backed thoughts for us!